Thursday, April 1, 2010

Andrew Marvell

National Poetry Month is upon us! Every April, all across the land, teachers are trying to get students to read some poems and not hate them. Now you could try to imbue students with the beauty of language and the power of the written word, or you could just pick the sexy poems and only read those.

Case in point: Andrew Marvell. He was always writing about doing it! His most famous poem can be summarized like this: have sex with me right now, because what if we die tomorrow and then we would have never had sex? (I like to call this genre "high art pickup lines.") If that doesn't capture the entire point of poetry, then I don't know what does.

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Look, had we but world enough and time, we might do original Andrew Marvell. But Jersey Shore Marvell™ is WAY hotter, and his overt sluttiness more accurately captures the essence of his work. Now you'll have to excuse us, we've got to roll all our strength and all our sweetness up into one ball. It's gonna be hot.

28 comments:

曉豪 said...

你的選擇就是做或不做,不做就永遠不會有機會 ....................................................

郭君 said...

與人相處多微笑,個人獨處多沈思。......................................................

NicolaSigel0508 said...

與其爭取不可能得到的東西,不如善自珍惜運用自己所擁有的........................................

裕以 said...

若對自己誠實,日積月累,就無法對別人不忠了。..............................

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品華yur1095is_newson1 said...

以簡單的行為愉悅他人的心靈,勝過千人低頭禱告........................................

feli5289xv_ferrari said...

感謝分享哦~會再來看看的~............................................................

靖綠 said...

好問才能博學。.............................................

健豪 said...

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.......................................................

慧玲PierreJ_Good9999 said...

出遊不拘名勝,有景就是好的..................................................

LeanneC珮瑜 said...

Necessity is the mother of invention.............................................................

benjaminga said...

加油啦!要繼續發表好文章喔! ..................................................

黃佳伸 said...

你不能左右天氣,但你可以改變心情.............................................................

江婷 said...

閒來無聊逛逛blog~~跟您打聲招呼~~.................................................................

珍昕珍昕 said...

死亡是悲哀的,但活得不快樂更悲哀。......................................................................

柯凡豐 said...

成熟,就是有能力適應生活中的模糊。.................................................................

吳婷婷 said...

向著星球長驅直進的人,反比踟躕在峽路上的人,更容易達到目的。............................................................

于倫 said...

Thanks a lot for sharing (o>▽<)..................................................................

芸茂芸茂 said...

累死了…來去看看文章轉換心情~.......................................................

許紀廷 said...

來看你了~心在、愛在、牽掛在,幸福才會繁衍不息^^............................................................

倫惟倫惟 said...

一句話,那就是,"船到橋頭自然直."............................................................

楊儀卉 said...

一時的錯誤不算什麼,錯而不改才是一生中永遠且最大的錯誤............................................................

彥安 said...

每日都有新日光,每日都有新希望。..................................................

Sam said...

Lady,
After reading of your taste for butterfly tattoos on lower backs (of all things!) and the guys from Jersey shore, your very own tackiness, in stark contrast to just about anything, compels me to say the following:
Get AIDS and die.

雅俊芬凱陳許 said...

不會從失敗中找尋教訓的人,成功之路是遙遠的。.................................................

夏瓊陳詩蓁富 said...

人生最重要的一件事,就是從生活中認識你自己。............................................................

KT said...

Hey, Sam, you're a 装屄.