Nabokov, what can I say? You're a pretty great writer and all, and we like you especially because you wrote about sexy things like sex and whatnot, but . . . how do I put this . . . you look like an entomologist. It's great to have a genus of butterfly named after you, but I like my butterflies in the form of lower back tattoos. That's what modern-day Lolitas are all about.
Much better! All authors should be sexy and all butterflies should have sparkles on them. This is so obvious! Thank God for Literary Makeovers.